CAUTION!

  Due to the heavy rains in the area as a result of the worldwide phenomenon of El Nino, a curious structure has appeared in the city of San Francisco, California. Experts have described it as the most incredible thing they have ever seen in the natural world.
  The image on the following page is of that incredible thing, a huge tower of white fungus. Its height is estimated at several hundred feet, but frankly no one wants to get close enough to measure it. We bring it to you as a matter of public information. But we must caution you. It is a deeply disturbing image. If you are sensitive to such things, please DO NOT PROCEED! If there are young children about, please REMOVE THEM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE!